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dora, chickaaaa, still in school :(
me: going through tumblr
me: points out funny things
me: oh and you have GOT to see this
bff: how do you ever achieve anything?!
5mins later
me: posting this
bff: did you mention you watched the cat eating things for longer than you should

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First 5 to reblog - 1 solo - mbf me ♥

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Teacher asks you to read out loud.

sodamnrelatable:

You don’t even know the page they’re on

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What book are we reading ?!

WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!

ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.

NO HABLA INGLÉS.

LMFAO I LAUGHED TOO MUCH TO NOT REBLOG.

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

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todd76:

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”

todd76:

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”

“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.

“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”

“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.

“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”

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Sylvia Plath (via n0thingleftinside)

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if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear

imagine getting a valentine on valentines day

wow

That’s the dream.

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suicideblonde:

Dakota Fanning and Elle Fanning in South Korea, January 5th

suicideblonde:

Dakota Fanning and Elle Fanning in South Korea, January 5th

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TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

digitalfisticuffs:

boazpriestly:

blueberrytoast:

boazpriestly:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”

Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.

Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows. 

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Mind: Because you've done crimes against yourself
Mind: Because you know what it's like to have nobody
Mind: Because you know when it hurts so bad you go numb
Mind: Because you were alone
Mind: Because you won't ever be okay again
Mind: Because nobody helped you
Mind: Because nobody saw
Mind: Because you didn't make a fuss or throw a tanty or even whimper about it all
Mind: Because you told people you were okay and they believed you
Mind: Because they still do
Mind: Because you're so ashamed and sorry, you feel only helping others could take away the hurt
You: Oh...because I can... :)